Okay, if I were Shakespeare, I wouldn't have wasted my time on Romeo & Juliet romantic stuff. Nope, I would have been writing an ode to the Box Fan. Mind you box fans weren't invented back then, but Shakespeare was ahead of his time so that's no excuse. I would have written glorious iambic pentameter, extolling the virtues of white noise and how it helps one sleep all night long. But, I'm not Shakespeare and he was too busy cranking out Hamlet and probably behind on his bills since writers are always underpaid. I'm sure he would have appreciated a good box fan sound and now you can as well.