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Alright Captain, we escaped those unruly aliens by the hair of our teeth. As usual. And why is there hair on my teeth? That's kinda disgusting and possibly explains my lady problems.
One of these days we'll have a mission that goes smoothly. Who knew the locals were ninja caterpillars with plasma throwing stars? Man, those things sliced right through the ship's hull. I mean, that's some serious repair work that I don't hear anyone else volunteering to do. This is seriously cutting into my zero-g margarita time.
Well, after I finish getting the warp core stabilized, I'll have plenty of time for some shut-eye before the next crazed alien drops by. And nothing helps me sleep better than the pulsing sound of the engine. Well that, and a cargo hold full of dilithium crystals that I'll unload for a small fortune in the next galaxy. Unless those stupid ninja caterpillars show up again.
Anyway, we have our trajectory set and will have hours of soothing engine white noise to help you sleep. Man, last time I slept that well, I was flying through Alpha Centauri's asteroid belt with some alien lady friends. . . I woke up with no money and my ship was gone. Those two-headed ladies with their sexy tentacles get me every time.
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